omg a jbeebz singing toothbrush! OMG I CAN HAVE JUSTIN BEIBER IN MY MOUTH!
^^my joke every time i see those toothbrushes at work.
^^my joke every time i see those toothbrushes at work.
who is this girl? she looks like justin beiber.
oh.
I love this movie so much.
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O P
I win.
(via billie-joe)
nd ott
U Xd.
THAT IS NOT A NAME. WHAT.
Od Oud.
Ott Tob
Z
Just one letter! I win
G Dp
Favorite Oz Quotes
↳ What’s My Line? (Part 2)I don’t necessarily know where this is from, but it looks kind of familiar and I LOVE IT.
someone probably already answered but this is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer aka the best vampire slaying show
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Harry Potter Monopoly: Shown here is a representation of the Parker Bro’s board-game Monopoly in a theme of Harry Potter. This board-game was created for the non-profit use as a fan made token of appreciation and will remain as such. The images used were taken from various free websites including Harry Potter Wiki, and non-protected Flickr Images. Original graphics such as Quibbler and Daily Prophet are credit to Woop Studios, who were the graphic designers of the films series. Hope you all enjoy!
WANT
me (internally): QUICK WHAT’S THE NEXT HOLIDAY!?!
brain: MLK ON THE 16TH~~
me (out loud): I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY!
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“She finally yanked the body apart, pressing her lips to the cunt, which she greedily devoured.”
“Let’s hope this will do the job!”
“Poor old darling.” She stroked my head.
i typed “I’m gay.” and was going to use that but then i actually picked up a book and it works even better.
So my Tarot card book was nearest to me. Page 45 talks about the card “The Lovers.” Oh.
“Meaning: Union, balance, energy, flow, love, passion, melding of heart and mind, forming a union or marriage.”
OH.
“Hot with skating and with love they would throw themselves down in some solitary reach, where the yellow osiers fringed the bank, and wrapped in a great fur cloak Orlando would take her in his arms, and know, for the first time, he murmured, the delights of love.”
I knew we had an understanding, Virginia Woolf, but I will be sleeping with nobody who wants to do it in a fur cloak.
Jane says, “Look, are people going to make fun of it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely…”
“Even as he lobbed a set of robes, two spellbooks, and a packet of crisps across the room, the doorbell rang.”
WHAT A COCKBLOCK, HALFBLOOD PRINCE
Woodrow Willson, twenty-eighth President of the United States, was born December 28th, 1856 at Staunton , Virginia.
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Le sigh
I really don’t like to be picky or troublesome.
I don’t want to get a new job. I mean to do but I’m just thinking of the hassle it is going to be to juggle 2 jobs and school.
I don’t want to pay tons of money for a driving school.
Every extra dollar I make needs to go to my mission.
The reason I am online late at night is because that is when my friends are on and I like taking to them. I avoid getting on in the day because they aren’t on and I don’t have shutting else to do and I feel obligated to do things with my family.
am i too OCD or whatever if I don’t like this just because Mickey and Donald are in step together and so are Goofy and Pluto but in the original only Paul (Mickey’s spot) is off from everyone else??
happiness is a warm gun just started playing. not from that album but still.
(Source: manaslue)
meaning identifying artists and song titles.
I was at a dance in Novemeber (yeah a long time ago, but the comment has been bugging me for a few days so I’m tumblin’) and my date kept and I would talk about the songs that were playing. He didn’t really know any of the artists or the songs, but I did. After correctly naming “Cable Car” by The Fray, he said “wow you really know your stuff.” or something like that.
Other artists’ songs I got right:
Hence the reason I was able to name them. Or if they sung it on Glee. I’ve never really considered myself any good at the song game. I have a friend who is SO GOOOD at this game that I can never even come close to her level. Of course I can name pretty much every song that plays on my iPod but I only listen to the same 20 or so bands over and over. I was so proud of myself when I got a song/band right the other day that came on shuffle when I haven’t heard it in a very long time. I even named the album it was from.
so anyway, does being able to name all the singles from Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream album make me good at the song game? i don’t think so. Especially since Darren sang pretty much all of them on Glee and I love Darren.