February 2012
8 posts
1 tag
futuredudeman:
Classmate: Why are you wearing a gay giraffe shirt?
Me: First of all, don’t use “gay” as an insult. Secondly, it’s NOT gay. It’s clearly a dude giraffe and a girl giraffe. That’s why they’re different colors. Third, most giraffes actually are gay. They just run around having gay giraffe sex for fun most of the time, and only have reluctant sex with a female for the sake of...
1 tag
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
Whenever I hear or see the name Jesus, I find...
cloudmonstachopper:
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January 2012
17 posts
omg a jbeebz singing toothbrush! OMG I CAN HAVE...
^^my joke every time i see those toothbrushes at work.
2 tags
Spell your full name without an...
underthingstumblring:
braveybravemcheropants:
whitefluffyhat:
tinyjewishsanta:
apandaforamanda:
cettefillemary:
O P
I win.
(via billie-joe)
nd ott
U Xd.
THAT IS NOT A NAME. WHAT.
Od Oud.
Ott Tob
Z Just one letter! I win
G Dp
2 tags
I'm Blue
Present Generation kids: Awww...why are you sad?
90's kids: Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai
Gerilee & DestinyWeasleyy: Fred & George Weasley...
Just so Ryan and Valerie know, don't read this or you will hate me for kinda spoiling you. kthx.
Me: I'M HOLEY, FRED! GET IT?! GEEETTTIIIITTT?!
Geri: Out of all the ear-related humor, you went with HOLEY!
Me: Ah well. Mum will be able to tell us apart now, anyway.
Arielle: ok well i gotta go pull my mom away from her new onlilne game obsession so we can make the movie
Me: Bye Draco!
Arielle: Bye George! Bye Fred!
I. LOVE. MY. FRIENDS. SO. EFFING. MUCH.
Le sigh
I really don’t like to be picky or troublesome.
I don’t want to get a new job. I mean to do but I’m just thinking of the hassle it is going to be to juggle 2 jobs and school.
I don’t want to pay tons of money for a driving school.
Every extra dollar I make needs to go to my mission.
The reason I am online late at night is because that is when my friends...
Am I really good at music?
meaning identifying artists and song titles.
I was at a dance in Novemeber (yeah a long time ago, but the comment has been bugging me for a few days so I’m tumblin’) and my date kept and I would talk about the songs that were playing. He didn’t really know any of the artists or the songs, but I did. After correctly naming “Cable Car” by The Fray, he said “wow...
TMI Tuesday? in which i just answer all the...
underthingstumblring:
tumbl-dore:
Height: 5’7”
Virgin? yuppers
Shoe Size: 11
Sexual Orientation: straight
Do you Smoke? no, never
Do you Drink? yeah, water and juice and soda
Do you Take Drugs? not the illegal ones
Age you get mistaken for: people usually think i’m younger so like 19 or something??
Have Tattoos? no
Want any tattoos nope
Got any Piercings? just one...
December 2011
93 posts
1 tag
That awkward moment when you are so concentrated...
cloudmonstachopper:
Watch, I’m the only one who does this. »
LMFAO
cherry-ba-bombb:
Watching Geek Love on TLC….
….. Doctor Who….. Speed dating…. Oh god my life.
Am I like these people?
No. I don’t kiss like that….
Yeah I’m just gonna go….
Mike Lombardo stinks.: On Internet Relationships... →
mikelombardomusic:
I have a lot of complicated feelings (ohai tumblr) and not really any place to let them out. The problem with being in these communities is that everyone is friends with everyone. Problems that arise between two people get magnified and blown out of proportion and distorted because there are a…
gettothechorus:
today in chemistry, a guy came in on crutches and the professor asked what had happened. turns out he had possibly torn his acl… playing quidditch.
Alex's Magical Land of Stuff: On Weddings and... →
futuredudeman:
Early last year in January, Matt and Lauren welcomed me into their home - which was just Matt’s home at the time - until some crazy hour of the night for a wizard rock house show. Having been to a couple more house shows since then, I don’t think they were expecting anyone that they hadn’t…
arka holding a sandwich, cactus
valerie2776:
itfeelslikegold:
valerie2776:
suchducks:
arsenicandoldspice:
suchducks:
always a good pic
burrito
mameshiba
butterbeer
the hand of andrew slack
waterbottle, also maddie
chocolate frog
fjords: it's a nursing home, Esther. →
crazycrayon:
[4/28/10 2:36:03 AM] Sara (CleverestWitch): Because the guy I interviewed with yesterday….. said “Oh I want to schedule a interview”. [4/28/10 2:36:07 AM] Sara (CleverestWitch): A interview. [4/28/10 2:36:08 AM] Sara (CleverestWitch): Guys. [4/28/10 2:36:10 AM] Sara…
oh my god (don't read this)
foolishoptimism:
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haha andrew I like it when you express thoughts like my own in intelligible sentiments.