February 2012
Watchohmyheckmormons:
realsushi:
BYU Students on African Americans and Black History Month (I can’t find the words for this)
I want to apologize for the stupid things that some members of my religion say. But I also want to remind you that out of 14,131,467 people, only 43% of the church’s members live in the United States. We aren’t all this bad. I promise.
Do the same thing at any US college...
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futuredudeman:
Classmate: Why are you wearing a gay giraffe shirt?
Me: First of all, don’t use “gay” as an insult. Secondly, it’s NOT gay. It’s clearly a dude giraffe and a girl giraffe. That’s why they’re different colors. Third, most giraffes actually are gay. They just run around having gay giraffe sex for fun most of the time, and only have reluctant sex with a female for the sake of...
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Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
Whenever I hear or see the name Jesus, I find...
cloudmonstachopper:
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