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futuredudeman: morbles: supernovakgirl: mitsukake: cisgender: crapheadslaphead-deactivated201: faggleblog: “She finally yanked the body apart, pressing her lips to the cunt, which she greedily devoured.” “Let’s hope this will do the job!” “Poor old darling.” She stroked my head. i typed “I’m gay.” and was going to use that but then i actually picked up a book and it works even better. So my Tarot card book was nearest to me. Page 45 talks about the card “The Lovers.” Oh. “Meaning: Union, balance, energy, flow, love, passion, melding of heart and mind, forming a union or marriage.” OH. “Hot with skating and with love they would throw themselves down in some solitary reach, where the yellow osiers fringed the bank, and wrapped in a great fur cloak Orlando would take her in his arms, and know, for the first time, he murmured, the delights of love.” I knew we had an understanding, Virginia Woolf, but I will be sleeping with nobody who wants to do it in a fur cloak. Jane says, “Look, are people going to make fun of it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely…” “Even as he lobbed a set of robes, two spellbooks, and a packet of crisps across the room, the doorbell rang.” WHAT A COCKBLOCK, HALFBLOOD PRINCE Woodrow Willson, twenty-eighth President of the United States, was born December 28th, 1856 at Staunton , Virginia.

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“She finally yanked the body apart, pressing her lips to the cunt, which she greedily devoured.”

“Let’s hope this will do the job!”

“Poor old darling.” She stroked my head.

i typed “I’m gay.” and was going to use that but then i actually picked up a book and it works even better.

So my Tarot card book was nearest to me. Page 45 talks about the card “The Lovers.” Oh.

“Meaning: Union, balance, energy, flow, love, passion, melding of heart and mind, forming a union or marriage.”

OH.

“Hot with skating and with love they would throw themselves down in some solitary reach, where the yellow osiers fringed the bank, and wrapped in a great fur cloak Orlando would take her in his arms, and know, for the first time, he murmured, the delights of love.”

I knew we had an understanding, Virginia Woolf, but I will be sleeping with nobody who wants to do it in a fur cloak.

Jane says, “Look, are people going to make fun of it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely…”

“Even as he lobbed a set of robes, two spellbooks, and a packet of crisps across the room, the doorbell rang.”

WHAT A COCKBLOCK, HALFBLOOD PRINCE

Woodrow Willson, twenty-eighth President of the United States, was born December 28th, 1856 at Staunton , Virginia.

(Source: loveclaire)

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