Bitch PLEASE. I made 7 horcruxes, died, became vapour, was a memory and died again, was resurrected, and then died once more. DID MEROPE GIVE ME ANY COMPASSION!? No. She didn’t. All Harry did was try and stop a few of my Death Eaters. BIG DEAL!
I’ve had it worse than him and I am 85 years old. Boo hoo, Harry. You only get sympathy because I killed your mum and dad. Did your mum trick your father into loving her? WERE YOU THE PRODUCT OF A FAKE RELATIONSHIP? No, Harry… you weren’t.
Jeez, you guys are so mean. My best friend is a snake. Harry’s best friend is a ginger. I don’t know which is worse but MY LIFE WAS FAR WORSE THAN HIS. So quite your bitching and moaning “sweetheart”. Have a little compassion for your evil neighbourhood dark wizard. Sigh.
I don’t know which is worse…
I’m dying. I love you, VOB.
(Source: parryotters)
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